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Doctors Receptionist Gets The Best Reply
There is nothing worse than a Doctor’s Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients, you know the ones the people who think just because they work with doctors that makes them qualified to diagnose us.
I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this guy handled it.
A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.
The Receptionist said, ‘Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?’
‘There’s something wrong with my dick’, he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, ‘You shouldn’t come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that. ‘
‘Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,’ he said.
The Receptionist replied; ‘Now you’ve caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.’
The man replied, ‘You shouldn’t ask people questions in a roomful of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.
The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, ‘Yes??’
‘There’s something wrong with my ear,’ he stated.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.. ‘And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?’
‘I can’t piss out of it,’ he replied.
The waiting room erupted in laughter…
Mess with seniors, and you’re going to lose….(yep, sure are) đ
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We Are All Guilty Of Taking Our Other Halfs For Granted
You know we are all guilty of taking our other half for granted from time to time. We may forget to give a goodbye kiss, say I love you or just be so caught up in what we are doing at the moment that we don’t notice the very little things that mean so much to our special someone.
I saw something today that has made me remember that we won’t always have each other to hold, talk to, love, play with or even just aggravate every now and then.
This picture speaks loudly and it may hurt your heart as it has mine. This man looks like he is spending Valentine’s Day alone at first glance but that is actually his wife in that very beautiful bottle sitting on the table.
Apparently his love for her was and still is very strong as he takes her ashes out for a Valentine’s lunch date together. He even bought her a glass of wine….
Please love your Sweetheart while you have the opportunity, you never know what tomorrow will bring, never leave each other on an argument, remember whatever you say to them may one day be the last conversation you have so make it kind, forgive the little stuff and focus on the good.
Life goes by so fast so make sure the ones you hold dear know how they make you feel.
This photo makes me sad but it also shows me that this man had a life time of love in his heart for his wife.
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Raped and Tortured I’m Now Left Broken and Empty
Towards the end of August last year, my now ex, raped me.
We had been living together for over a year, I loved and trusted him more than anyone I had been with previously and for the first time in my life, I was considering his requests for the future involving marriage and children. Despite my feelings I ended our relationship, he is an alcoholic and I couldn’t take the lies that stemmed from his addiction any longer.
He moved out, he was dating other girls and I had started to see someone else. The first night i finally allowed the new man in my life to spend the night in my home, my ex got drunk and over a period of hours sent a barrage of abusive messages. He then showed up at our apartment around 5am,stating he was there to comfort me after all the nasty things he had sent, his attitude quickly changed when i told him I had someone over.
I did not want to hurt him, i still loved him deeply, I was horrified that he had returned to our apartment to find someone else there. He stayed and we argued, he told me I should kill myself, amongst other hateful things and I wept and begged him to stop. He waited around until my date left for work, when we were alone he did not hold back any longer.
He enjoyed seeing me cry and begging him to stop being so hateful and I failed to see that his arousal that followed, was from seeing me pleading and hurt. The last thing he said before he proceeded to rape and torture me over the course of several hours, was that he, “was a bad person and was going to enjoy this”.
He hit me till I was dazed, then dragged me by my hair, ripping chunks out and hung me over the edge of our bed, he poured rum down my throat and when I choked or tried to spit it out he hit me again. He continued forcing alcohol upon me and hitting me around my head throughout the attack. He beat, raped, sodomizied and tortured me for hours, until he passed out drunk. I cried the whole time, he kept asking if it hurt, then saying, “it doesn’t matter how you feel, it doesn’t matter what you want”. At one point he grabbed my wrists and said to me, “this isn’t you, you’re a fighter, why aren’t you fighting me?”
I have wanted to kill myself everyday since then, I felt constant horror that he could have done that to me and I felt sick because I still loved him.
On November 30th I was assaulted at work, a glass was smashed in my face, knocking out most of my front teeth and either dislodging or fracturing the rest, my teeth are now wired into my mouth. I have had nothing but time for over a month now and I find myself constantly reliving both the rape and the assault.
I cannot bear that he just gets to walk away and continue on with his life, continue seeking happiness and fulfilment while I am left broken and empty. It weighs me down so much but I don’t know what I can do, I am not strong enough to go to the police and go up against him whilst also dealing with the assault trial. I just want people to see him as he truly is; a sociopathic monster and I am plagued by the thought that if he hurts someone else in the future, it will be my fault. I feel so helpless.
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New Scam Risking Peoples Lives
New Scam Risking Peoples Lives
Police have issued a Warning mainly towards  Ladies: If you are a female, take heed! If you are male and have a significant female in your life who you care about, whether it’s your wife, your girlfriend, your daughter, your sister, your niece, your cousin, your next door neighbour; whomever…………..pass this along!
Always, “Better safe than sorry!” A man came over and offered his services as a painter to a female putting petrol in her car and left his card. She said no, but accepted his card out of courtesy and got in her car.
The man then got into a car driven by another gentleman. As the lady left the petrol station, she saw the men following her out at the same time. Almost immediately, she started to feel dizzy and could not catch her breath. She tried to open the window and realized that the odor was on her hand; the same hand which accepted the card from the gentleman at the petrol station.
She then noticed the men were immediately behind her and she felt she needed to do something at that moment. She drove into the first driveway she saw and began to beep her horn repeatedly to ask for help. The men drove away but the lady still felt pretty bad for several minutes.
Apparently, there was a substance on the card that could have seriously injured her. This drug is called ‘BURUNDANGA’ and it is used by people who wish to incapacitate a victim in order to steal from or take advantage of them. This drug is four times more dangerous than the date rape drug and is transferable on simple cards. So take heed and make sure you don’t accept cards at any given time you are alone or from someone on the streets. This applies to those making house calls and slipping you a card when they offer their services.
PLEASE FORWARD THIS ALERT TO EVERY FEMALE/MALE YOU KNOW!!!!
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Please Listen Up Men This Could Change Everything
A lot of men wonder why some women during intimacy, have the tendency to cover their faces and say “but turn off the light”.
Let me answer that question
Most of the time when women do this is because they feel insecure about their body. As if her body were not beautiful enough! They cover their faces because they do not want to see the man’s reaction to seeing her body completely naked.
Most men when they have sex with a woman or are going to have, wherever they go, should understand that some women are confused with their body.
Especially when there are men who make them feel that way, making them think that their body is not enough and lowering their self-esteem, just because they are insecure and selfish themselves.
The next time you see a woman doing this, kiss her forehead or get close to her ear and whisper that she has an amazing body, hold her and leave sex for later. First give her the assurance that her body is beautiful and thank that woman for allowing that moment to happen and if you do not want to appreciate or value her then dont make her fall in love with you and don’t sleep with her because she simply does not deserve a little man and You do not deserve to be the best of God’s work.
Share this message because the most beautiful woman in the world, has no idea that she is reading this….
Credit: Kera Morton
