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  • Having Sex Is Really Good For Your Health

    1 . Having sex relieves headaches. Every time you make love , it releases the tension in the veins of the brain.

    2 . A lot of sex can clear the stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine . It helps to fight against asthma and spring allergies .

    3 . Making love is a spectacular beauty treatment. Scientists have discovered that when a woman has sex , it produces a large amount of estrogen that gives shine and softness to hair.

    4 . Sex is one of the safest sports. Make love often strengthens the muscles of male and female body. It’s more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps in the pool and there is not need special shoes!

    5 . Make love slowly , smoothly and in a relaxed way reduces the chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and acne . The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow .

    6 . Lovemaking can burn all the calories you have accumulated during the romantic dinner before bedtime.

    7 . Sex is a divine remedy for depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream , creating a state of euphoria and leaving women and men with the feeling of being unique.

    8 . Sex is the tranquilizer and muscle relaxant to a safer world . It is a thousand times more effective than Valium .

    9 . Sexually active body releases more pheromones. .

    10 . Kissing each day will keep you more time away from the dentist . Kissing is an art which makes the cleaner teeth and saliva reduces the amount of acid that causes tooth decay . This prevention eliminates many problems , in addition to offering a breath constantly renewed !

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  • The Differences Between A Mum Lie In And A Dads

    Mummy and Daddy take it in turns to have a lie in at the weekends. We are each allocated one day to have an extra couple of hours in bed.

    Mummy has noticed there are a few small differences between her morning lie in routine and Daddy’s.

    Daddy’s routine.

    1. Daddy does not have regular visits in bed where he is poked and stared at to check if he is yet awake.

    2. Daddy does not give up on his lie in around 6am and get up.

    3. Daddy comes straight downstairs after his leisurely 2 hours extra In bed and straight away makes himself a coffee and toast.

    4. Daddy goes straight back upstairs after toast and coffee for a 45 minute toilet break.

    5. Daddy returns and sits engrossed in children’s programmes.

    Mummy’s routine.

    1. Mummy is visited in bed 10 minutes into her lie in, she is poked, stared at, and alerted by the word FINISHED!!!! When she is needed in the bathroom instantly.

    2. Mummy gives up 30 minutes into her designated lie in and gets up.

    3. Mummy arrives downstairs at what only can be described as a disaster zone.

    4. Mummy sees Daddy lying on the sofa in the foetal position, looking like he is suffering with post traumatic stress.

    5. Mummy tidies up the twenty thousand toys on the floor whilst daddy goes for a 45 minute toilet break.

    6. Mummy feeds the children a ‘proper’ breakfast that doesn’t consist of Dairylea singles and digestive biscuits. Daddy says Isla didn’t want cereal, she wanted cheese.

    7. Mummy picks up Daddy’s dirty breakfast pots from the floor in the living room and bangs them down on the side in the kitchen to let Daddy know he is a scruffy cock womble.

    8. Mummy is informed the children have been awfully hard work in the 30 minute time span Daddy has had to look after them.

    9. Mummy is given a list of all of the things both children did that were challenging in the 30 minutes Mummy was ‘resting’.

    10. Mummy orders Daddy a large medal off of eBay as she fills the washing machine then changes the baby’s bum.

    11. Mummy washes the pots that are invisible to Daddy as he stands watching next to her, hiding from the children in the living room.

    12. Mummy asks Daddy why his dirty clothes are in the middle of the living room floor. Daddy says he took them off there last night. Mummy is getting cross. Daddy missed the subtle hint that he should pick his dirty clothes up off of the bastarding floor immediately.

    13. Mummy finally gets around to having some toast an hour and a half after she has arrived downstairs. Daddy tells mummy he is too feeling a little peckish, Mummy thinks it must have been hard for him only managing to eat a bowl of cereal, half a pack of biscuits and 2 slices of toast whilst the children ran him ragged for a whole 30 minutes. Daddy stands right where mummy needs to be stood to butter her toast… still avoiding the children.

    14. Daddy sits watching the children’s programmes on TV whilst the little one empties a full packet of baby wipes onto the carpet and the biggest hounds mummy in the kitchen to get the play dough out.

    15. Daddy asks Mummy why she is a bit grumpy. Mummy says she just can’t fucking think why she would possibly be feeling grumpy on her designated lie in day.

     

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  • I Hate Parent Groups At School

    Parent waiting areas outside schools are the same all over the UK. Various gangs who all occupy their own specific piece of territory.

    THE ACTIVEWEARERS: Half of these ladies haven’t even been for a workout today – they just need the world to know that they are generally more active than you. Buttocks that are bigger, harder and rounder than Katie Price’s tits aren’t enough of a giveaway apparently.

    THE PACKHORSES: These people seem to leave the premises carrying more stuff than your average house move, while their kids hop and skip along carrying a mere twig that they found earlier which has an incredible amount of artistic value.

    THE WHISPERERS: Everyone knows these twats. The ones who smile at you, wait for you to walk past, and then start talking very quietly about how you’re obviously not getting any at the moment because you’ve not had your hair done properly since the end of the last Gulf War. Fuck off.

    THE MOBILE SCREAMERS: They arrive while screaming into their phone, they collect their kids while screaming into the phone, they leave while screaming into the phone. What the hell are they even talking about anyway? Probably crap phone battery life.

    THE COLLECT AND DASHERS: They desperately try to collect their children without making eye contact with the staff because they know that they will be asked to stay behind for a minute and discuss an earlier incident where their child tried to drop kick someone two years younger. This is of course if they haven’t already had a phone call about the resulting bumped head.

    THE ‘LONERS’: They stand by themselves, pick up their kids, and then leave without any sort of fuss – usually because they are desperate to not get sucked into any of the other gangs above. It’s worse than The Bronx, and nobody wants a cap in their ass over a missing party invite.

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  • Therapist Caught Child Rapist In His Underpants

    A therapist on a home visit walked in on a child rapist in his underpants watching a depraved sex abuse slideshow on his TV.

    The horrified council worker made the discovery after entering the darkened living room of paedophile Hugh McDermott.

    She found the pervert stood in only his underpants and a shirt, as images of little girls being raped moved across the screen.

    McDermott, 63, admitted downloading 4,969 indecent images of children, plus 57 sickening cartoons.

    But he walked free from court today after being handed a suspended sentence so he could go on a sex offender treatment course.

    Liverpool Crown Court heard McDermott, of Church Avenue, Aintree , was convicted of indecently assaulting a girl in 1984.

    He was then jailed for 10 years for rape, attempted rape and indecent assault of children in Northern Ireland in 1990.

    An occupational therapist employed by Liverpool council visited his home on several occasions, including September 14 last year.

    Christopher Hopkins, prosecuting, said: “She noted that the premises were still in darkness.

    “When she went in, the defendant was in a state of partial undress. The premises was clearly not being maintained properly.

    “She began to complete his care plan when she noticed the TV was on. She could see on the screen an indecent image of a child, aged about six or seven, lying on her back completely naked. She was obviously very shocked.”

    Mr Hopkins said she continued with the visit but later noted the TV had changed to a second image of a girl, aged about five, being raped.

    The court heard the disgusted worker left and contacted police, who visited McDermott’s home that afternoon and seized computer equipment.

    He made no comment when arrested and interviewed by officers, but four pieces of equipment were analysed, revealing his vile stash.

    It included 1,806 Category A photographs – the most serious category – and three Category A videos of young children being abused.

    McDermott admitted possessing a further 1,198 Category B images and videos, plus 1,962 Category C images, and 57 banned pictures.

    Judge Robert Warnock said his 1990 conviction was for “exceptionally serious matters”, but he had no record of offences against children since.

    Judge Warnock told the pervert: “You of course must understand, as does everybody else, that these foul images were representing the physical abuse of children.

    “You downloading these images promoted the abuse of children.”

    The judge said he had to consider the protection of the public, particularly children, and McDermott’s past convictions, which were “such a long time ago”.

    Judge Warnock said at the time there was no requirement for McDermott to sign on the Sex Offenders Register and he had not been back to court since.

    He added: “I acknowledge the obvious point that you are socially isolated.

    “You appear to be a chronic alcoholic, your self respect has gone, you suffer serious and disabling illnesses, most particularly arthritis, and you do not – to use the colloquial expression – get out from your property, as far as I can see, at all.”

    The judge told McDermott that he believed a prison sentence would “probably not result in any way addressing your paedophile tendencies”.

    He added: “Your tendencies as I’ve described must be addressed.”

    Judge Warnock sentenced McDermott to 12 months in jail, suspended for two years, with a Horizon sex offender treatment programme.

    He said he must attend a 20-day Rehabilitation Activity Requirement and imposed an eight-month home curfew, from 8pm to 6am daily.

    The judge also ordered McDermott to sign on the Sex Offenders Register and to comply with a Sexual Harm Prevention Order for 10 years.

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  • Dear Teacher I’m Sorry You Missed Out On My Awesome Kid

    After a tough year. I wrote this.

    Dear Teacher

    I have heard your complaints, how my child has been bossy.

    I have heard you say he did not follow your exact directions.

    I have heard you say he wrote his name on a ruler.

    I have heard you say he takes some things to the extreme.

    I have heard every single one of your complaints.

    I have heard you tell me he is below grade level.

    I have heard you tell me he is taking advantage of his IEP accommodations.

    I have heard the list of members around the table at every IEP meeting yet it all seems a blur when it is over.

    I have also heard the doctor say he may not be successful in life.

    I have heard a list of diagnoses including Autism, hypotonia, Epilepsy, Dyslexia, Chromosomal abnormalities and even more.

    I have heard him cry at night that he has no friends.

    I have heard him tell me that even you think he is dumb.

    I have heard him tell me that he is too nervous to go to school.

    I have heard him cry over homework at 9pm, because he was at various therapies right after school. All because you told him it must be done, you will check, even though we talked about evening therapies multiple times.

    What I have not heard is one positive thing about my child this year.

    I am sorry that even though you had him for 180 days you missed the amazing child behind those diagnosis’s, you missed the heart behind it.

    While that ultimately made our year really tough, you are the one who missed out on an amazing kid. Not all disabilities show on the outside and that is the case with my child. You missed out this time, I hope not next time. Please remember that positive words go farther than negativity. Your students and families see your eye rolls. If it is hard for you, imagine how it is for us. How would you feel if it was your child? We feel your annoyance, it really hurts. I will not apologize because I am not sorry for my child they are working with what they were given. You are there to guide them, help them and be there when they need it. Remember dear teacher, if all kids were the same this world would be pretty boring. I know he will do great things because he is capable of things you never seen possible.

    Signed,

    The parent of the kid you missed out on

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  • Yes Comfort Toys Are Dangerous When Baby Is Sleeping

    I am asked about comfort toys like this or little taggie blankets. So many say to me surly these can’t be dangerous they’re so little.

    Sadly the truth is when it comes to suffocation or asphyxiation because of re breathing co2 I sadly have known a precious baby to die from tiny corner of a bed sheet covering his nose and causing him to suffocate. So I truly do try and explain how unsafe even the smallest comforter is.

    An how when small all babies are nose breathers and so If even one nostril is covered this means they are re Breathing their co2 and also their oxygen is being deprived.

    Also a small blanket can even smother a little newborn . So as sweet as some think or as precious as one believes a comfort toy is they really are dangerous be it a tiny taggie or a big teddy. When I see mums in groups talking about what comforter their children / babies have sometimes my heart misses a beat at pictures I see.

    So please please be aware of the dangers of absolutely any type of teddy or blanket no matter the size. Safe clutter free sleep environment. ABCs is the only way to sleep your precious bundle of joy. ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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  • I Can Not Believe My Babies Walked Away From This

    When I saw my car today, for the first time since our accident, all I could do was shake like a leaf, and sob.

    I can not believe I walked away from this two days ago.

    I can not believe my babies walked away from this two days ago.

    On Saturday morning, for those who’ve missed it, we were t-boned on the passenger side while making a left turn, and pushed into a light pole on the driver’s side. Jackson, my youngest, was sitting in the back passenger side and was knocked unconscious in the accident and took several minutes to wake up again. He suffered a mild concussion, and we all have some pretty gnarly bumps and bruises, but thanks to proper car safety, we survived.

    I Can Not Believe My Babies Walked Away From This
    I Can Not Believe My Babies Walked Away From This

    A few weeks before the accident, I posted a picture of the kids sleeping in my backseat. Someone commented and asked if Andrew, my four year old, was still rear facing. They were asking this because when he turned four, I had turned him around to face forward. But, because he’s four and was constantly kicking the back of our seats (and was still under the limits of his seat), we decided to turn him back around and wait a little longer.

    And now, this is the back seat today .I am so thankful we made that decision to turn him back around.

    I Can Not Believe My Babies Walked Away From This
    I Can Not Believe My Babies Walked Away From This

    My children are ALIVE, they survived this horrific event with very minor injuries.

    The ER doctor, several nurses, the first responders, and even some random bystanders told me REPEATEDLY that the reason my children were not in critical condition, or dead, was because they were facing rear and PROPERLY buckled into the car. I’m so happy I’ve always been such a car seat stickler. And I always will be.

    Check your children’s seat. Check it twice. Do your research. Make sure they are safe EVERY time.

    And, while you’re at it, buckle your own seatbelt too! Most bruising I have is from the seatbelt SAVING my life. I can’t imagine the injuries I’d have sustained if I didn’t have it on.

    Also, I definitely am not discounting the miracle that happened here. Someone out there was definitely looking out for us that day.

    ETA: Thank you Graco Children’s Products for making car seats that have allowed us to rear face for so long, and that saved my children’s lives! My youngest was in the 4Ever, and my 4-year-old was in the Extend2Fit. And, because people are asking, I want to thank Honda for building a car that saved my entire family, and not only once (this vehicle has been rear-ended before). This was the 2014 Honda Civic Si, and we will miss that little car.

    If you’re looking for more information about car seat safety, and whether your child is safe in the car, click here for the latest research and car seat recommendations:

    https://howhesraised.net/2017/06/is-your-child-safe-in-the-car/

    #ThinkForwardFaceRear

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  • I Want People To Know How Serious Mental Illness Is

    Keeping someone alive is hard, physically & mentally. My mum has had a really hard life and sadly she’s now at a stage where she doesn’t want to be here.

    She had a difficult childhood, her sister was hit by a car and killed. My mum turned to alcohol and social services put her into a B&B with a bar. She was raped and told that it was her fault for drinking too much. She had a physically and emotionally abusive marriage, she has spent time in psychiatric hospitals and wasn’t always safe in them. Especially the time that she was on suicide watch but managed to walk out unnoticed. She took an overdose and threw herself into moving traffic. She did that because she has schizophrenia, it traumatised her she saw me being tortured, believed that everyone was conspiring with the devil & she was told that she needed to sacrifice her life to save her me. I was 2 years old and nearly lost my mummy.

    Being hit by a car left her with brain damage as well as partial sight and hearing and epilepsy. She stopped drinking years ago but the damage was done, she now has liver cirrhosis.

    A few years later I was taken from her. She has severe clinical depression, lung disease and many more disabilities and illnesses. Her life is a daily struggle and it only got worse when her husband committed suicide last year. She has no friends and sits alone at home every day, on good days she will go to town where people have knocked her to the ground despite her carrying a blind stick. She’ll go to the doctors and cry and she’ll be sent away, her physical health deteriorates and the doctors surgery always leave her without medication. She can’t concentrate on a book or TV because of her brain damage, she doesn’t feel anything when she listens to music. All she does is sit alone.

    My mum is in hospital at the moment, she hates it there. I’m hoping that this post will open up peoples eyes, there are sadly still some people out there who don’t realise a little kindness goes a long way.

    Remember that the way you treat people will affect their lives. I want people to know how serious mental illness is, it takes lives just like any other illness and it has so much stigma, please love and look after those around you. Mental illness could hit anyone at any time, even you.

    My mum has given me permission to post this, she’s also happy for it to be shared by anyone wanting to 💗

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  • If You See This On Your Child Get Them Seen ASAP

    I’ve been in two minds whether to post this but my husband convinced me as he said if I hadn’t been here he wouldn’t have realised. I am sure there are other parents who wouldn’t either and the only reason I knew is because it had happened to a friend’s son 2 years ago and she had shared.

    A week or so ago the littlest fell over at the zoo. He took quite a bashing but once we got home I cleaned him up. I rang school on Farm school day to make sure he washed his hands after digging and I tried hard to ensure it was kept clean (hand and elbow). He’s an 8 yr old boy however.

    The wounds didn’t look infected- they’d got bigger so I was concerned but they weren’t gunky etc. Yesterday on our way to the beach he showed me his hand. I wasn’t happy as I noticed red tracking down his vein. I then checked his elbow – the same. I took him down to the out of hours feeling a bit silly but when the doctor saw it he commended me on recognising it and getting down ASAP.

    This is blood poisoning/ sepsis. It isn’t something you can’t “leave” until Monday when the doctors are back in the office.

    Thankfully the antibiotics are working and he is well in himself! If you spot this red line running from a wound along the vein get yourself/ your child seen straight away. Hopefully my post might help someone the way my friend’s post from 2 years ago helped me 😍

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  • The Blessing Of A Transplant Is Extra Time

    I wrote this a few months ago but I hope this clears up any questions about transplants you might have! Before I knew Max needed a new heart I can’t say I was very familiar with how waiting for a donor organ worked so I wanted to share a few things I have learned along the way.

    1. Wait times will vary based on donor availability, age, size, blood type, location of the donor/ recipient, time listed, and about a thousand other factors. You want an organ transplant to be a perfect match, not an average match. The idea of what “number” someone is on the list isn’t a good way to look at it.

    2. All transplants must go through the organ registry. Organs can not be “gifted” to someone specific. Organs are matched to a recipient in the same region based on the criteria I described above.

    3. It is inappropriate to pray that someone else’s passes away so that someone else can receive those organs. This may seem obvious, but I have heard it many times. The best thing anyone can do is promote awareness about organ donation and how you can be someone’s hero by choosing to be a donor. That way if someone is ever faced with that choice they are already familiar with the idea of organ donation. This is what can help save lives!

    4. A heart transplant isn’t a cure. Unfortunately transplants come along with a lifelong of medications, a weakened immune system, and the possibility developing other illnesses or health issues. Thankfully, through medications, careful monitoring and lots of prayers, transplant recipients can live pretty “normal” lives.

    5. Transplants don’t last forever. The specific statistics of survival rates for different time frames are out there, but I don’t want to focus on that. Many people will need a second transplant in their lives, and many people don’t survive long enough to need one. The blessing of a transplant is extra time, and that is the best gift anyone can receive. ❤❤❤

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