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    Daughter’s Vibrator

    A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter’s bedroom.

    When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator.

    What are you doing?” she exclaimed.

    The daughter replied, “I’m 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I’ll ever get to a husband.”

    Later that week the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound coming from the basement.

    When he went downstairs, he found his daughter naked on the sofa with her vibrator.

    “What are you doing?” he exclaimed.

    The daughter replied, “I’m 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I’ll ever get to a husband.”

    A couple of days later the mother heard the humming sound again, this time in the living room.

    In there, she found her husband watching the Super Bowl on television with the vibrator buzzing away beside him.

    “What are you doing?” she exclaimed.

    He replied…………”Watching the game with my son-in-law.”

  • Daughter’s Vibtator-Funny Story

    Daughter’s Vibrator

    A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter’s bedroom.

    When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator.

    What are you doing?” she exclaimed.

    The daughter replied, “I’m 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I’ll ever get to a husband.”

    Later that week the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound coming from the basement.

    When he went downstairs, he found his daughter naked on the sofa with her vibrator.

    “What are you doing?” he exclaimed.

    The daughter replied, “I’m 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I’ll ever get to a husband.”

    A couple of days later the mother heard the humming sound again, this time in the living room.

    In there, she found her husband watching the Super Bowl on television with the vibrator buzzing away beside him.

    “What are you doing?” she exclaimed.

    He replied…………”Watching the game with my son-in-law.”

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  • Using A Vibrator To Get My Baby To Sleep

    Okay so I bought this off beauty off of the online site wish.

    Yes it is exactly what you think it is.

    Just keep reading.

    I got it and when it arrived I realised it had no batteries.

    At the same time I realised that my youngest daughters vibrating bouncer batteries had died.

    So we go to buy batteries for both, off we trot on a mission to make both mummy and daughter happy, but in obviously different ways.

    We get home and I realise we have got the wrong size batteries for the baby bouncer.

    This is a problem because unlike her older sister she is a basic, she likes to be swaddled, she needs womb noises and vibrations/swinging/rocking motions to remain calm and help her to sleep when she is feeling bad, tired or colicy.

    So here I am looking at this never been used bullet and I put the battery in and press the button.

    This thing is powerful like way better than her chair.

    So I here I am.

    Playing womb music on my phone and holding a bullet vibrator to my 1 month olds back to keep her calm and help her sleep.

    Something I never thought I’d say.

    Now I can’t use it for what it was originally intended for, that would just be wrong.

    Okay I,ve lost my new toy but my baby has never been calmer and quicker to fall asleep, this is going to be my new trick to get her to sleep when she is really unsettled, best not to do it in front off my in-laws or own mother though, can you imagine the looks I would receive.

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