Tag: value

  • Steve Jobs Last Words-Inspirational

    Steve Jobs dies a billionaire, with a fortune of $7 billion, at the age of 56 from pancreatic cancer, and here are some of his last words… 👇👇👇

    “In other eyes, my life is the essence of success, but aside from work, I have a little joy. And in the end, wealth is just a fact of life to which I am accustomed.”

    “At this moment, lying on the bed, sick and remembering all my life, I realize that all my recognition and wealth that I have is meaningless in the face of imminent death. You can hire someone to drive a car for you, make money for you – but you can not rent someone to carry the disease for you. One can find material things, but there is one thing that can not be found when it is lost – “LIFE”. ❤️

    Treat yourself well, and cherish others. As we get older we are smarter, and we slowly realize that the watch is worth $30 or $300 – both of which show the same time. Whether we carry a purse worth $30 or $300 – the amount of money in the wallets are the same. Whether we drive a car worth $150,000, or a car worth $30,000 – the road and distance are the same, we reach the same destination. If we drink a bottle worth $300 or wine worth $10 – the “stroller” will be the same. If the house we live in is 300 square meters, or 3000 square meters – the loneliness is the same.”

    “Your true inner happiness does not come from the material things of this world. 🌍 Whether you’re flying first class, or economy class – if the plane crashes, you crash with it.”

    So, I hope you understand that when you have friends or someone to talk to – this is true happiness! ✅

    💥 Five Undeniable Facts 💥

    1️⃣ Do not educate your children to be rich. Educate them to be happy. – So when they grow up they will know the

    value of things, not the price.

    2️⃣ Eat your food as medicine, otherwise you will need to eat your medicine as food.

    3️⃣ Whoever loves you will never leave you, even if he has 100 reasons to give up. He will always find one reason to hold on.

    4️⃣ There is a big difference between being human and human being.

    5️⃣ If you want to go fast – go alone! But if you want to go far – go together.

    And in conclusion… 👇

    👨‍⚕️ The six best doctors in the world 👩‍⚕️

    1️⃣ Sunlight

    2️⃣ Rest

    3️⃣ Exercise

    4️⃣ Diet

    5️⃣ Self-confidence

    6️⃣ Friends

    Keep them in all stages of life and enjoy a healthy life. 😊

    Whichever stage in life we are at right now, with time, we will face the day when the curtain comes down.

    Treasure Love for your family, love for your spouse, love for your friends…

    Treat yourself well. Cherish others. 🎉

    “Love the people God sent you, one day He’ll need them back.”

    🙏🙏 🙏 Something worth sharing!!! 💯‼️

  • Dear Asda, I Purchased Some Of Your Smart Price Toilet Paper

    Dear Asda,

    Last week I purchased some of your “smart price” toilet tissue and I have some thoughts to share with you.

    For my first use I folded it twice like I normally would, but it was so weak it broke, at which point I realised I had fingered myself. That’s right. No romance, no weekend in Venice, just one swift digit up the wrong ‘un in a cold bathroom in Wythenshaw.

    So what exactly is “smart” about “smart price”? My eyes certainly smarted a bit as I jabbed at my rectum. I spent the next few minutes in the saddest bathroom scene since Oscar Pistorius, debating whether to sacrifice a bath towel, a sock or the fleece of the first staff member I find at my local store.

    A few more minutes passed, the anger subsided and I made a second attempt. You see this stuff might be half the price of branded stuff, but I found I needed to bandage it tightly 7-8 times around my hand to prevent me from molesting myself a second time, leaving me looking like an Egyptian mummy that’s just performed a prostate exam.

    The feeling of shame was soon replaced with regret, as I realised I had better things within arms reach to do the job. Even the pumice stone on the edge of my bath looked like it could do a better job than the stuff you supply.

    I noticed in the news today your sales have dropped 7.5% in 3 months. Looks like it’s not just the competition you can’t wipe out!

    Yours truly,

    A very unhappy customer

    Full credit goes to the hilarious customer Paul Antony Goodier

  • Tesco Why Don’t You Care About Poorer Families

    I have just been messaging Tesco Customer Service Team regarding the disappearance of at least 50% of their Everyday Value Range. I wanted to know what was going on. They have confirmed that they are reducing the range of products they stock and this has meant in reality the Everyday Value range disappearing.

    They have no intention of replacing the range and so I will be forced to spend more or shop elsewhere Tesco Why Don’t You Care About Poorer Families .

    Despite being a loyal Tesco customer for over 15 years, I feel like boycotting them because they are showing so little regard for people who have tight budgets. They obviously don’t want or need the custom.

    Being a single mum to 4 children money is really tight and I have to budget to pay bills and feed my family, I work long hours and still never seem to get a head on my finances.

    The Tesco value range has always been great for me and my family, the children enjoy their meals and always clear their plates, I have tried Aldi and Lidl but they are so far away from where I live.

    I personally feel Tesco are wrong to remove the affordable value range of food from there stores, I for one am struggling to feed the family now on my budget and feel that Tesco literally do not care for  their poorer customers, I know they are a supermarket for profit but they must make some amount of money from the value range and whilst customers who are on a lower budget don’t spend as much they should still be valued customers, I mean one day I may not be this poor and be able to spend more in their store but not now, they have lost my custom and I feel very dishearten with them.

    Some people may say it’s petty to be so annoyed over this but until you have to feed 4 children with limited funds you won’t understand.

    Submitted by Amanda Stevenson