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  • So This Virus Can Be Killed With Hand Soap

    Not Fatual but Hilarious

    So we’re into our 5th month of defeating COVID-19. These words made me laugh 😂 but there’s a lot of truth mixed in to consider. . .

    1. So let me get this straight, there’s no cure for a virus that can be killed by sanitizer and hand soap?
    2. Is it too early to put up the Christmas tree yet? I have run out of things to do.
    3. When this virus thing is over, I still want some of you to stay away from me.
    4. If these last months have taught us anything, it’s that stupidity travels faster than any virus on the planet.
    5. Just wait a second – so what you’re telling me is that my chance of surviving all this is directly linked to the common sense of others? You’re kidding, right?
    6. If you believe all this will end and we will get back to normal just because we reopen everything, raise your hand. Now slap yourself with it.
    7. Another Saturday night in the house and I just realized the trash goes out more than me.
    8. Whoever decided a liquor store is more essential than a hair salon is obviously a bald-headed alcoholic.
    9. Remember when you were little and all your underwear had the days of the week on them. Those would be helpful right now.
    10. The spread of Covid-19 is based on two factors: 1. How dense the population is and 2. How dense the population is.
    11. Remember all those times when you wished the weekend would last forever? Well, wish granted. Happy now?
    12. It may take a village to raise a child, but I swear it’s going to take a whole vineyard to home school one.
    13. Did a big load of pyjamas so I would have enough clean work clothes for this week. 🤣

  • A Message To All Those People Bulk Buying

    A message to all those people bulk buying:
    Your a bunch of thick selfish TWATS!
    *Toilet paper – the virus gives you a cold – not the shits!
    *Hand sanitizer & hand wash – WTF did none of you wash your hands before this?? I mean seriously no wonder this virus and others have spread your a bunch of dirty bastards!
    *Dry Store goods – 10+ packs of pasta, tins food etc REALLY!!!! I hope you get to your 4th bag and cant stomach it anymore.

    If people stuck to there normal shopping we wouldn’t have a crisis with stock! I’m 100% GLAD that ppl now realise they should be washing there hands, but you do realise its COMMON SENSE!

    On another note thank you for buying all the paracetamol, cold medication etc now I can suffer with out any aid!! My children who generally need pain relief on a regular basis can now just suck it up as DICKHEADS have more then they actually need.

    For those that are now learning that washing your hands is a good idea, well done! A* for you. BUT you didn’t need a whole frigging shops worth!!!

    IF THIS HAS OFFENED ANYONE – GOOD! YOUR DEFO THE TWATS IM ON ABOUT!!

  • Read Before You Judge- Elaine Lordan

    Elaine Lordan (Lynne Slater – Eastenders) Then & Now ** read til the end before judging her **

    I’ve seen a few really horrible, disgusting posts and comments over the last few days and it’s really shown me what a vile, self-centred, judgemental world we live in.

    From all the people who think they’re above homelessness to those who look at someone at their lowest ebb and can actually find it funny… is just abhorrent behaviour.

    It’s ok to be shocked, who wouldn’t be. These pics were designed by the media to do just that. However if I had a photo of you from 10 years ago and put it alongside one from today .. with no notice given so you could plaster your face in make up, add 42 filters or hide your actual true face by using Snapchat, How do you think you would fare in the media circus or on social media?

    Shock doesn’t give you the right to be derogatory about another at their time of need. She’s clearly already going through enough without being hounded by paparazzi and internet trolls.

    Two things which are a MAJOR contributor to suicide. Blood on many hands out there.

    Before you laugh, judge & say “omg I’d never be like that” … ask yourself if you know their full story.

    Just scraping the lid of Elaines past few years of her life ….

    1. She was sacked from the soap in 2004

    2. 2005 her mum committed suicide by leaping in front of a train

    3. Just a few months later her 1 year old son died suddenly, less than a week after his 1st birthday and a few days after Elaines wedding to the father of her child.

    4. A couple of years later she fell pregnant again but sadly had a miscarriage

    5. A year later, her dad died.

    Amongst this she had relationship troubles (as would ANYONE going through that)

    Media stuck to her tail day and night just desperate to catch her off guard and if she’s looking ‘happy’ then she’s made to look uncaring.. if she’s looking ‘sad’ then she’s made to look like she’s crumbling and weak.

    All this in around 4 short years.

    Don’t pertain to be a decent human if you can jump on the bandwagon and ridicule her. Look. Look at her face in the second pic. Look deeply, past the skin and the hollowness. Look in her eyes.

    Personally, she’s a woman I want to hug. Not because it would change her life or her problems. But because it’s what her mum would do if she were here.

    It’s what her father would do, if he were here.

    It’s what her beautiful son would do, if he were here and it’s what her beautiful unborn child would do, if they were here.

    However, they’re not. Look at your family and your kids and ask yourself if you can truly say what you would do if you lost them all one after the other.

    No-one knows what they would do.

    Instead of jumping like vultures to tear her apart further, why not use those vulture wings & turn them into angels wings.. support her and force the media to stop hounding people to the point they’ll kill themselves.

    Fight for her to get the help and assistance she needs before it’s too late.

    I’m sorry, but I won’t have blood on my hands by hounding people to the point of death. Will you?

    credit  Caz Lucas