Tag: Snacks

  • Lockdown Letter From The Dog

    LOCKDOWN LETTER FROM YOUR DOG

    Dear hoomans

    I have noticed over the past couple of weeks you have been staying in my home for extended periods of time. It is lovely having you here but I feel I should set a few ground rules. I would appreciate it if you would follow the rules whilst you are staying with me.

    1. When you do pop out you will need to take me with you.
    2. You seem to be eating lots of nice goodies whilst lazing about the house. I am entitled to a share of these. I won’t make a fuss I will just sit in front of you and quietly stare at you until I get my quota.
    3. Don’t call me for another bath, I am clean now. Just because you are bored doesn’t mean I need a wash or haircut. I suggest you go clean the metal box on wheels outside again. Daddy human has done that a few times now even though it hasn’t moved in weeks.
    4. As you are here constantly at the moment, it is your duty to let me out as often as I require. That means that even if I have just come in and want to go out again you should let me. Sometimes I miss a spot whilst sniffing about and I need to recheck.
    5. When I am asleep, leave me sleeping, this isn’t a cue for the little humans to play with me. I can also sleep where I like, I don’t expect to be woken so you can move me.
    6. Do not shhhh me when I am barking. As you are here more, my job of protecting you has increased. I have to listen out for every little noise and inform you of it in case it’s a threat.
    7. Don’t leave a room without me, I know how sneaky you guys can be. Just the other day I am sure I heard a crisp packet being opened upstairs and no one called me to share. So from now on I will be following you about.
    8. This is a very important rule. If it lands on the floor it’s MINE, if it’s in my mouth it’s MINE.
    9. You will never pee alone again, you watch me pee so I do not understand why you shut me out and close the loo door when you pee.
    10. If you do not follow these rules I will use SAD PUPPY DOG EYES TO GET WHAT I WANT !
  • Ten Top Tips for Flying with Little Ones

    Ten Top Tips for Flying with Little Ones
    So you’re off on your holidays!
    You must be so excited, dreaming of the beach, the pool, the cocktails!
    But their is one little thing you need to get out of the way first, well actually it’s not that small. It’s a massive flying machine and can be extremely boring for all aboard, expecially when those passengers are your miniature humans off on their first holiday!
    So we have put together a nice list of 10 things which will (fingers crossed) help make your life, and everyone else’s slightly easier for the duration of your flight!
    1) TAKE ADVANTAGE OF EARLY BOARDING
    At some point when everyone is waiting at the terminal you will hear a wonderful announcement:
    “Would passengers travelling with small children or needing extra assistance please proceed to the gate now”
    It might not seem like much, but to be able to avoid most of the hussle and bussle while finding your seats on the plane can mean less stress and much happier, more comfortable children!
    2) BRING ACTIVITIES
    A piece of hand luggage filled with lots of fun activities dedicated to each child will definitely help, pop in their favourite story book, magazines, stickers, colouring books with crayons, an ipad or tablet, portable DVD player or anything else you can think of that would keep your child happy and busy!
    3) SNACKS
    It’s a well known fact that airplane food is gross! (Okay, not everyone agrees and some people actually enjoy it!) But chances are your child will not be interested in a watery chicken korma or veggie filled pasta bake. So sandwiches, biscuits, crisps, raisins anything you know they will actually eat and help keep them from getting too grumpy.
    4) EXPLORE
    Sitting down for a prolonged period isn’t fun. And an airplane is something new with not a lot to see, but still your little ones will enjoy a nice slow walk around the plane and a chance to stretch those legs, they might even see some other children they could talk to or a nice old lady that wants to pinch their cheeks and tell you how cute they are!
    5) STOP THOSE EARS POPPING
    Most adults know the trick to help popping ears is some hard boiled candy. But most children would never be allowed this, so a nice compromise is a packet of jelly sweets! You could even make a game out of it, seeing who can suck their sweet the longest!
    6) TRUNKI TO THE RESCUE
    You may have seen these before, a plastic gruffalo, ladybug or dragon case your child can store all their activities in as well as sit on and be pulled along. It definitely saves their little legs and your arms from carrying them. They aren’t cheap but an investment worth looking into!
    7) BRIBERY WORKS
    Good behaviour deserves to be rewarded, and everyone likes presents! So why not wrap up some small activities, toys or sweets to let your child unwrap every hour or so, telling them they will only receive their present if they earn it.
    😎 APPS, APPS, APPS!
    Prepare your phone or tablet with some easy, child friendly apps your kids can peacefully play on, make sure they are apps that can be launched without WiFi and bring some headphones for them too.
    9) PILLOWS & BLANKETS
    If you expect your child to sleep on the plane prepare to be disappointed, but their is nothing wrong with trying to encourage them to do so. Some airlines will automatically give your pillows and blankets but not all do, so don’t be afraid to ask for some.
    10) BE PREPARED
    Expect the unexpected, and try to prepare yourself for it. Sometimes planes can be delayed once you are already aboard which can make your flight twice as long. Sometimes you aren’t allowed out of your seat for hours at a time, and although you might be okay holding your bladder, even a fully potty trained child might struggle, so pack some spare pull ups, wet wipes and a change of clothes. Chances are you won’t need them. But it’s better to have them – just incase.
    We hope this list helps.
    If you can think of any great tips or tricks we have missed please add them in the comments and don’t for get to share to help other parents.