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Slow And Steady Wins The Race

🔘𝕊𝕃𝕆𝕎 𝔸ℕ𝔻 𝕊𝕋𝔼𝔸𝔻𝕐 𝕎𝕀ℕ𝕊 𝕋ℍ𝔼 ℝ𝔸ℂ𝔼🔘

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Contrary to belief, the slow delivery of the baby’s head over an intact perineum 𝘿𝙊𝙀𝙎 𝙉𝙊𝙏 𝙄𝙈𝙋𝘼𝘾𝙏 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙒𝙀𝙇𝙇 𝘽𝙀𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝘽𝘼𝘽𝙔!

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In fact, a baby who’s head was born slowly over an intact perineum has higher apgar scores upon birth.

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The rationale of speeding the baby’s head through the birth canal is not a valid one.

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A faster birth of the head does not equal a healthier baby.

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Slow, mother-led pushing, and allowing the fetal head to sit in the perineum with slow stretching decreases perineal trauma as well as gives the baby adequate time to benefit from chest compression in the vagina canal to remove amniotic fluid from lungs.

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Routine episiotomies are most certainly not healthier for mother or baby and is not recommended unless medically indicated.

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Rushing for no reason is 𝙉𝙊𝙏 𝘼 𝙈𝙀𝘿𝙄𝘾𝘼𝙇 𝙄𝙉𝘿𝙄𝘾𝘼𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉!

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𝐋𝐄𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐂𝐇 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐔𝐌!

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September 23, 2019
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September 11, 2018
Important Public Announcement-Please Read

IMPORTANT PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT:

This is crucial to all road users and especially tourists, the elderly and over-cautious stupid idiots normally driving a car with stick figure families on the back or a novelty fishing sign which attempts to be funny!

This sign (you can’t miss it, it is a big old circle which is white with a huge black line in it) means you can legally drive your CAR on single carriageways at 60mph, …not 20, 25, 28, 30, 34, 40 or heaven forbid 45mph….but 60mph … BLOODY SPEED UP before I die of old age, attempt to over take you and crash my car, my children sitting in the back of my vehicle will pick up some delightful new words such as “wanker” “nob head” and “inconsiderate bastard” !

If you can’t keep up with the speed limit or the pace of modern traffic then get yourself off the road and hand your licence in.

If you won’t do it for me please for the love of god won’t you think of the children! They know me as a kind caring individual but when I am sat behind you and your slow arse driving my inner evil rises to the surface!!! Thanks for reading please share to your fellow drivers and save my sanity.

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August 26, 2018
Do You Work With Any Of These?

The worst types of colleagues:

In every work place you will have at least one of these colleagues and if you don’t your probably one of them.

THE FAFFER
The faffer always seems busy but hardly achieves anything, always running around doing things that don’t need doing.

THE WANNABE BOSS.
You know the type the power crazy person, who likes to tell everyone what to do but actually has no authority

THE GOSSIPER
I hate the gossiper, you can’t keep anything secret for long around this one, and if they have no juic gossip they will make it up.

THE CLASSIC BICH
You know the type, the one who is nice to your face but back stabs you at every available moment, and like wise your other colleagues.

THE BLAMER
This person always messes up but my God it’s never their fault, they constantly pass the blame onto someone else.

THE MESS.
The colleague who turns up late, forgets things they require to do their job and then leaves early.

THE HOW THE HELL YOU STILL WORK HERE.
This one does sweet FA, constantly lazy, never helps, but some how gets away with it, like seriously get off your arse and help.

THE SICK NOTE

Yeah we all get ill, some worse than others, but this one will take a day off because their cousins dogs got worms.

THE LUCKY BREAK
This goes to seniors, managers etc… ones who landed in a job they just aren’t cut out for. They hate you as you know the job better than they do!!

THE HAPPY ONE
Ok maybe they shouldn’t be on the worst types of colleagues list, but how can you be so damn happy to be at work, I’m angry that you’re happy here, it’s like hell on Earth.

July 13, 2017