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Hey Men Do You Wonder Why Your Partner Is A Little Cranky?
Wondering why your partner is feeling a little cranky lately?
Wonder why when you’re tapping your wife late at night and she doesn’t move, or looks over at you like you’re George Pell’s lawyer (you piece of shit)
It’s not because she’s as hairy as a yeti and isn’t interested in sex.
Oh, contraire mon amie. On contraire. Us women, we love it.
No it’s because she’s exhausted. But I know you know that… I mean I know you’ve heard her say it a million times but I’m going to break it down for you as to why she’s so exhausted and what she means when she’s saying to your little angels “no sweetheart, mummy can’t read you another 5 books because mummy has to go hang the clothes otherwise no one will have laundry! Ha ha 😒”
Because her mental load is bigger than your washing pile… and on top of that, there’s a load of cleaning to do.
Every day and every night.
Before you go to tap her on the shoulder because your peen is doing the electric boogaloo in your pants, ask yourself… have I helped out today?
Or Have I eaten dinner and then disappeared to the toilet for five hours as soon as I was done and conveniently missed all the dishes being done?
Or have I sulked like a toddler because I had work today and will do a real shitty job so no one asks me again?
Because I’m pretty sure that’s the reason she snaps at you and everyone else like a rubber band.
Because making the doctors appointments, the dentists, organising the bills, gift buying, school meetings, socialising, and WORKING- uh I’m tired making this list, isn’t enough for her load, she’s gotta cook dinner too and then clean up afterwards as well.
And that toilet you’re talking a long ass shit on? Guess who’s scrubbing your skiddies? You got it in one!
So why doesn’t she ask for help? “Ohhh if she wants help she’s just gotta say it” (insert stupid voice here)
Because mate, she shouldn’t have to ask you, or anyone in the bloody house.
Do you live here? Do you eat off that plate? So it’s your job too honey.
She doesn’t need to remind you, tell you, or give you a list, because you’re an adult who lives in a house… together! Crazy, I know! 🤭 And it’s also crazy because, no ones giving her lists, because last I checked, with or without glasses, we can all see the fucking mess, so why is it only one of us is concerned while the other one walks over it like they’re going on a bear hunt?
Say it with me real slow okay…if 👏🏻 your 👏🏻 wife 👏🏻 does 👏🏻more 👏🏻doesn’t 👏🏻 mean 👏🏻 you 👏🏻 do 👏🏻 less 👏🏻🖕🏻(sorry finger slipped)
And when you feel that urge to sit down when the house is a bomb site, fight it, fight it real hard, because otherwise, you’ll be fighting for your relationship, and there are plenty of others out there that can control their bowel movements until after they’ve finished clearing the dinner table. 😉
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Credit https://www.facebook.com/themumontherun/
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I Am A Woman Who Feels Sexiest When I Bleed
Maybe I am alone in this, and maybe not. Either way, I claim it now as my truth…
I am a woman who feels sexiest when I bleed.
I feel sexiest as I sit bare-assed on my throne with a purple towel under my hips to catch my free flow during those first two days when my body rejects anything inside of me, and clothing seems like such a waste of good blood and laundry detergent.
I feel sexiest when I see the blood smeared across my inner thighs, painting the most tender and receptive channels of my body with the nourishment that is mine alone to share as I so choose.
I feel sexiest when I dance naked out under the dark moon, spiraling round with blood on my forehead and trailing down my legs to mark the grass with crimson tracks of where I’ve been as I sing songs of where I’m going.
I feel sexiest when the children ask me what’s in the jar of red liquid sitting on the bathroom counter, and I tell them it’s my yoni blood, the juice that flows from my body each month to help me shed layers of what’s no longer needed so I can share that gift in holy communion with the Earth and my favorite houseplants.
I feel sexiest when my stomach is bloated and distended, shattering all of society’s illusions of what feminininity is meant to look like and crafting the knowledge of what true Goddess is based off my own reflection.
I feel sexiest when I self-pleasure to relieve my menstrual cramps, again and again until the pain turns to pleasure and I remember why my spirit agreed to come into this body, custom designed for my mission to come home to myself as magic and remind others they can do the same.
I feel sexiest when I let my emotions flow as freely as my blood, my body grieving the loss of the life not yet to birth so that my attention and energy can be directed in fullness towards the mysteries I hold within, awaiting their time to come through. Blood mingled with tears, iron and salt, grieving the deepest aspects of my core wounds, my ancestors’ core wounds, humanity’s core wounds, the Earth’s core wounds, releasing any sense of separation, of defining what’s mine and what’s their’s, so that what needs to be felt, acknowledged, integrated, and released can find its healing through me.
Because I can.
And I do.
And that, I feel, is pretty fucking sexy.
Not alone. Never alone.
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#bloodlove #bloodmagic #bloodmysteries
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Bikini Ban For Children Under 16 Years Of Age
A woman called Trisha Shawns has started a petition to drum up support in banning children’s bikinis, Shawns wants to reach 100 thousand people so she can take her petition to parliament.
Shawns said “I for one am sickened when I go shopping and see sexy bikinis aimed at children as young as two and shocked that irresponsible and damn right stupid parents will buy these for their young children.
These outfits leave very little to the imagination and are not at all age appropriate, it is like a paedophiles dream come true, whilst your little girl is running around the beach in next to nothing whats to stop some creepy bloke taking photos and using the images to pleasure himself once he is home.
I hate seeing little girls losing their innocence by dressing far beyond their years.
Please help me get children’s bikinis taken off of the shelves and a nationwide ban for children under 16 years of age from wearing them, this could be implemented with a fine for the parents or refusal of entry in to swimming pools etc if a child is wearing one.
Parents if you were stupid enough in the past to purchase one of these for your daughter bin it, burn it I don’t really care but please don’t put it on your child”.
Shawns didn’t receive the responses she was hoping for and was met with a lot of negativity, one mum said “who are you to tell me what I can dress my child in and any one who finds a childs clothes sexy has a screw loose” however one dad did say he found it uncomfortable when he saw children in adult themed clothing.
Whats your view? Should bikinis be banned, would you put your own child in one? Let us know in the comments
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I’m Not Ashamed Of Making Easy Money
Back in 2015 I was a lone parent to two young children, I was scrapping by on benefits, every week was a struggle to pay the bills and put food on the table.
I had applied for job after job but nothing that fitted in with my childcare.
Then I scrolled through my timeline on Facebook and saw an advert for female phone sex operators.
Curious about the whole thing I asked for details and everything they said sounded so easy but i was l unsure.
Five days later a phone came for me by recorded delivery, it was just a cheap Tesco own phone.
An advert was then placed in “men magazines” and cards placed in phone boxes, a profile was created for me on a website I was known as Busty Beth, the photo they used was of a busty tall attractive blonde, not the 27-year-old 5 foot, chubby mum.
A few ys later my phone was activated and I received my first call in the early evening, it was so simple, I would be standing ironing and telling the man down the line all the naughty things I was doing, and make groaning noises, the longer he stayed on the line the more i got paid.
I would describe my sexy lingerie and high-heeled boots, all whilst standing in my fleecy onesie covered in polar bears and over sized dressing gown.
After a month I began getting regular calls and many men would call over and over again.
I worked my way off all benefits, didn’t even get tax credits I was earning so much.
It’s been two years now and I’m not rich but I’m very comfortable and don’t even need to leave the house to make money.
I am not ashamed of how I make my living after all who would turn down easy money 💰
