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  • How To Get Out Of A Speeding Ticket

    A rookie police officer pulled me over for speeding and had the following exchange:

    • Officer: May I see your driver’s license?

    • Me: I don’t have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

    • Officer: May I see the owner’s card for this vehicle?

    • Me: It’s not my bike. I stole it.

    • Officer: The motorcycle is stolen?

    • Me: That’s right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner’s card in the tool bag when I was putting my gun in there.

    Officer: There’s a gun in the tool bag?

    • Me: Yes sir. That’s where I put it after I shot and killed the dude who owns this bike and stuffed his dope in the saddle bags.

    • Officer: There’s drugs in the saddle bags too?!?!?

    • Me: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the rookie immediately called his captain. I was then quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached me to handle the tense situation:

    • Captain: Sir, can I see your license?

    • Me: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.

    • Captain: Who’s motorcycle is this?

    • Me: It’s mine, officer. Here’s the registration.

    • Captain: Could you slowly open your tool bag so I can see if there’s a gun in it?

    • Me: Yes, sir, but there’s no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the tool bag.

    • Captain: Would you mind opening your saddle bags? I was told you said there’s drugs in them.

    • Me: No problem. The saddle bags were opened; no drugs.

    • Captain: I don’t understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn’t have a license, stole this motorcycle, had a gun in the tool bag, and that there were drugs in the saddle bags.

    • Me: Yeah, I’ll bet he told you I was speeding, too.

    Credit https://www.facebook.com/MrKZombiie

     

  • Woman Shocked People By Breastfeeding 

    A woman was seen in broad daylight casually breastfeeding her infant son in public, which didn’t seem overly strange to passersbys until they got a closer look at what else was happening  at that moment. A group of people couldn’t believe their eyes as they watched from a distance and didn’t do a thing about it.

    While breastfeeding openly like this woman was doing has been a point of controversy for many opinionated people, that part wasn’t the shock in this circumstance. Witnesses were stunned that she not only had her baby son with her but decided to feed him in the middle of what else was going on.

    The unidentified mother in Brazil was involved in a motorcycle accident where the bike was crushed beneath a car. The woman was badly injured and her son seemed terrified, but he was in otherwise in good condition, unlike her. As she sat on the side of the road surrounded by her own blood and the wreckage, she put her child’s needs before her own. Her leg was mangled and her foot was broken and facing the wrong direction, all while she kept her son’s attention away from the horror and breastfed him.