A poem written for us woman who are aging with style
Sweaty Boobs, back fat
Melting flaps and all of that
Leaky ladies, a bristly chin
We middle age girls cannot win
Drying up, inside and out
Hairy toes and hairy snout
Knickers pulled up nice and high
Boobs somewhere around your thigh
Can’t even sneeze without a piddle
Nice roll of fat around the middle
But we are made of stronger stuff
Though we may have a saggy muff
We will age with charm and grace
and hair removal on our face
We will laugh instead of cry
As the years go flying by
We are kind and strong and proud
And, after a few gins, very loud
Anti wrinkle cream will do its best
But vodka and laughter can do the rest
So age, my friends, with a smile on your face
And a tenna lady firmly in place.
Author unknown
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