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  • Dear Teacher Monsters Are Real

    On Monday, Billy didn’t have his homework

    And when the teacher asked him why

    He said, “Because a monster ripped it up,

    After I told him a lie.”

    “You know monsters don’t exist,

    And if you don’t turn in your homework

    No recess you will get

    On Tuesday, Billy had a stomach ache

    And when the teacher asked him why

    He said, “A monster took away my dinner,

    even my ice cream.”

    “Billy, I’ve told you once before,

    Monsters are not real.

    You’ll have to wait till lunchtime

    Before you get a meal.”

    On Wednesday, Billy had a bandage,

    Which covered his right eye.

    When the teacher asked him how it happened,

    This was his reply:

    “A monster was running after me

    When I ran into the door:”

    “Billy please,” the teacher said,

    “I don’t want to hear any more.”

    On Thursday, Billy refused to sit down,

    And when the teacher asked him why,

    Billy said, “A monster whipped my bottom,

    Because I started to cry,”

    “Billy, said the teacher,

    ” this is getting out of hand,

    And if you continue with these stories,

    In the corner you will stand.”

    On Friday, Billy didn’t come to school,

    And when the teacher found out why,

    She said a little prayer to God

    In hopes Billy would survive.

    For a monster had beaten Billy

    and threatened him with a knife.

    Now Billy lay in a hospital bed,

    Fighting for his life.

    So teachers please remember,

    That monsters are for real.

    Listen closely to kids stories,

    A wounded heart you may heal

    Author Unknown…

    The Pain To Children is All Too Real

    I found this and felt I had to share it!

    Credit https://www.facebook.com/punchy8361

     

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  • Family Should Have Phone Ahead Before Bringing Autistic Child Out For Meal

    Jake Crocker took to Facebook to share his disgust about his families treatment after going out for a meal.

    Crocker said  “I have never felt so angered that I would even have to write this. Went to the cherry tree tonight for my sisters 21st, as most of you know that Leo is autistic and can be a bit vocal. My dad walked past a table close to ours and apologised for the noise to which he replied “thanks for that”, a few minutes later the guy (who now turns out to be the owner) made his manager come over and ask us to control the children.

    Amy (mother of the child)then stopped her and explained that if they know how to parent an autistic child better than us then they are more than welcome to try. Leo was given a colouring book by the staff to try and quieten him. The staff then approached our table and said they we should have specified that there was an autistic child on our booking?! We’ve never had to before so I’m unsure as to why this would be necessary now? It then escalated by the owner coming over to our table and we (as a table of 15) had to leave. I’m absolutely disgusted. This will be going further and I hope they are ready”.

    The Cherry tree pub in Rochford, Essex owner Gary Downham said that “it was noticed that one of the young children would not stop screaming or shouting and whilst our restaurant is child friendly the level of screaming was such that it was difficult to hold a conversation”.

    Downham added that he goes to great length to accommodate ALL our customers.

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  • To The Mums Who Judge Any Of These Things

    “To the mum who’s breastfeeding: Way to go! It really is an amazing gift to give your baby, for any amount of time that you can manage! You’re a good mum.

    To the mum who’s formula feeding: Isn’t science amazing? To think there was a time when a baby with a mother who couldn’t produce enough would suffer, but now? Better living through chemistry! You’re a good mum.

    To the cloth bum mum: Fluffy bums are the cutest, and so friendly on the bank account. You’re a good mum.

    To the disposable nappy mum: Wow those things hold a lot, and it’s excellent to not worry about leakage and laundry! You’re a good mum.

    To the mum who stays home: I can imagine it isn’t easy doing what you do, but to spend those precious years with your babies must be amazing. You’re a good mum.

    To the mum who works: It’s wonderful that you’re sticking to your career, you’re a positive role model for your children in so many ways, it’s fantastic. You’re a good mum.

    To the mum who had to feed her kids from the drive thru all week because you’re too worn out to cook or go grocery shopping: You’re feeding your kids, and hey, I bet they aren’t complaining! Sometimes sanity can indeed be found in a white bag with a big red chick on it. You’re a good mum.

    To the mum who gave her kids a homecooked breakfast lunch and dinner for the past week: Excellent! Good nutrition is important, and they’re learning to enjoy healthy foods at an early age, a boon for the rest of their lives. You’re a good mum.

    To the mum with the kids who are sitting quietly and using their manners in the fancy restaurant: Kudos, it takes a lot to maintain order with children in a place where they can’t run around. You’re a good mum.

    To the mum with the toddler having a meltdown in the cereal aisle: they always seem to pick the most embarrassing places to lose their minds don’t they? We’ve all been through it. You’re a good mum.

    To the mums who judge other mums for ANY of the above?

    Glass houses, friend. Glass houses.”

    Source: Unknown

  • Your Husband Should Eat Before Your Children

    Who should you feed first your husband or your child? 

    For most the answer is simple, your children should always come first.
    But there is a trend spreading across social media of woman admitting that their partner should always comes first.

    Look after your “King” and he will provide for the off-spring.

     

    One woman named Melissa Ravens aged 34 from Somerset posted saying “my husband will always come before my children, he is my priority, this doesn’t mean I don’t love my children, in fact I believe a loved happy husband makes for happy well brought up children, my husband works hard and needs my support. My children play all day so I plate my husbands meal first he requires more affection”.

    Another woman named Sophia Marques Aged 23 and mother of 2 agreed with Ravens and said: “my husband needs to be fed first so he can have the energy to be able to make money to support the household”.

    Many woman surprisingly agreed with these two ladies, although the majority of mums were shocked to hear this out dated idea and some weren’t very tactful with their replies and attacked these woman and branded them terrible mothers.

    Now I don’t agree these woman but would never verbally attack them however I 
    normally would keep impartial on my web stories but on this one I cannot, my three children will always come before anyone and that includes myself.
    I personally would rather starve so my children could eat, no man or woman will ever come before my children, but as long as all are being fed I’m not sure it matters which order it’s dished up.

    I always dish up my children’s first purely so it has time to cool down I had never thought of it as a positive or negative thing.

    Opinions are welcome here, let us know your thoughts in the comments.

    Who should you feed first your husband or your child?