Tag: Lady

  • Woman Have One Drawback And It’s A Big One

    WOMAN. . . . . . . . .

    When God created woman he was working late on the 6th day…….

    An angel came by and asked.” Why spend so much time on her?”

    The lord answered. “Have you seen all the specifications I have to meet to shape her?”

    She must function on all kinds of situations,

    She must be able to embrace several kids at the same time,

    Have a hug that can heal anything from a bruised knee to a broken heart,

    She must do all this with only two hands,”

    She cures herself when sick and can work 18 hours a day”

    THE ANGEL was impressed” Just two hands…..impossible!

    And this is the standard model?”

    The Angel came closer and touched the woman”

    “But you have made her so soft, Lord”.

    “She is soft”, said the Lord,

    “But I have made her strong. You can’t imagine what she can endure and overcome”

    “Can she think?” The Angel asked…

    The Lord answered. “Not only can she think, she can reason and negotiate”

    The Angel touched her cheeks….

    “Lord, it seems this creation is leaking! You have put too many burdens on her”

    “She is not leaking…it is a tear” The Lord corrected the Angel…

    “What’s it for?” Asked the Angel….. .

    The Lord said. “Tears are her way of expressing her grief, her doubts, her love, her loneliness, her suffering and her pride.”…

    This made a big impression on the Angel,

    “Lord, you are a genius. You thought of everything.

    A woman is indeed marvellous”

    Lord said.”Indeed she is.

    She has strength that amazes a man.

    She can handle trouble and carry heavy burdens.

    She holds happiness, love and opinions.

    She smiles when she feels like screaming.

    She sings when she feels like crying, cries when happy and laughs when afraid.

    She fights for what she believes in.

    Her love is unconditional.

    Her heart is broken when a next-of-kin or a friend dies but she finds strength to get on with life”

    The Angel asked: So she is a perfect being?

    The lord replied: No. She has just one drawback

    “She often forgets what she is worth”.

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  • Woman Welcomes New Kitten Into Her Life

    A lady named Lucy Schulz welcomed a new baby into her life, but it’s not your normal birth announcement.

    Schulz wrote: On 10/01/18 we welcomed our first baby kitten, a neutered male DLH.

    He is 22″ long and weighed 6 pounds 7 oz. He is already eating solid food. Name to be announced. We are so in love.

    Thank you Elizabeth Woods Darby for capturing these amazing first moments!!

    More than 80,000 people have shared the birth announcement since it was posted on the social media site Facebook and this is likely to rise.

    In the photos it appears as if Schultz is actually giving birth to a kitten which in case you aren’t aware isn’t currently possible.

    Schultz told 9news.com ” so I’ve been thinking of this idea for a while because i’m totally a crazy cat lady who didn’t have any cats, so I decided as soon as i got a cat its a big milestone for me and sort of the hallmark of me settling down and starting my menagerie of future cats and so the first one is pretty special”.

    So she and her husband decided to ask their good friend and photographer Elizabeth Woods-Darby to do a photo shoot of the new addition to their family.

    Schultz has received a lot of negative comments but says she’s just ignoring them and focusing on the positive and funny ones, she also hopes that he birth announcement will encourage others to go out and adopt a cat who needs a loving home.

    To see all the photos and follow the yet to be named kitten take a look at https://www.facebook.com/elizabth.woodsdarby/