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  • Woman Makes A Vagina 3D Kayak

    Woman Scans Her Vagina and 3D Prints a Kayak Out Of It

    This is Japanese artist Megumi Igarashi, or Rokudenashi-ko, the “Good-for-nothing Girl”


    Currently, she is facing some legal heat for distributing digital files of a kayak shaped like her vagina.

     Prosecutors claim she violated the law “Waisetsu Butsu Hanpu To”, or Distribution of Obscene Objects. Article 175 of the Japanese Penal Code reads “a person who distributes, sells or displays in public an obscene document, drawing or other objects shall be punished by imprisonment with work for not more than 2 years, a fine of not more 2,500,000 yen or a petty fine. The same shall apply to a person who possesses the same with the purpose of sale.”


     Igarashi denied the charges during a court appearance this week and says she’s done nothing wrong in providing the code to 3D print the kayak.


    Do you think it’s a huge issue?


    She seems to be enjoying her vagina kayak 

  • Nobody Knows What It’s Meant To Be 

    Mums are curious what the picture is meant to be:

    One mum asked Mums advice 

    Not baby related But it’s really bugging me and fellow friends.What the fook is this! We can’t tell!

    No one is quite sure but the replies are humorous.

    “That actually looks like the photo I seen of my internal organs after having my tubes tied 😂😂”

     Another said:

    “It looks like an infected scrotal sac”

    But our favourite comment was this one:

    Looks like a cock stuck in a clit piercing.🙈😳😵

    Can any of you shine some light on what it is? 

  • 14 Greatest Chandler Bing Moments

    Every Friends fan has a favourite character and for most of them it’s an easy choice! EVERYONE loves Chandler! From his wise cracking, sarcastic comments and self-deprecating, amazing sense of humour! 

    These are just a few of his greatest moments!

     

    1. If I was a guy….

    2. Not great advice…

    3.  Disney logic…

    4. Cheese, that you chew…

    5. Stating the obvious much?

    6. Great career choice…

    7. Apocalypse logic…

    8. Great tanning salon…

    9. Do you understand what I’m saying?

    10. It was just the nerves….

    11. Idiot!

    12. Joey’s apple…

    13. Loves to propose….

    14. I am a woman!

     

    What are your favourite Chandler Bing moments? 

    Let us know in the comments! 

  • Don’t Answer Back To Your Wife

    My wife and I went to the auction in Texas last week and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,

    ‘THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR’ 


    My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ……smiled and said, ‘He mated 50 times last year, that’s almost once a week.’


    We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, 

    ”THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR’


    My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, ‘WOW~~That’s more than twice a week ! ………..You could learn a lot from him.’


    We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters, 

    ‘THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR


    ‘My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said, 

    ‘That’s once a day ..You could REALLY learn something from this one.’ 


    I looked at her and said, 

    ‘Go over and ask him if every time was with the same old cow.’ 


    My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.


  • Things Only A Parent Would Say

    Things only a parent would say!!!How many have you ever said?

    Mum what’s for tea?                    “Shit with sugar!!!”


    I’ve told you for the hundredth time.


    Pack it in


    The wind will change and your face will stay like that 


    Close the door, you weren’t born in a barn.


    Do you want some butter with that roll? Walk properly


    What do you want, a medal?


    That’s it I’ve had enough 


    Can’t you see I’m busy 


    How many times do I have to tell you?


    I’m gonna flip my lid in a minute 


    Can you flush the damn toilet in future 


    Am I talking to myself?


    What’s in your mouth?


    Yeah, because I have a spare hand don’t I!!!


    What’s the magic word?


    Erhhh excuse me, who the hell do you think you are?


    Can you just play nicely for 5 minutes?


    You’re just like your mum/dad


    Wait til your father/mother gets home 


    I’m going to count to 3… 1,2, 2 and half, 2 and three quarters, I MEAN IT!


    No means no.


    I didn’t raise you like this.


    Leave your bits alone 


    We don’t wipe bogeys on our sister


    I’m calling grandma 


    You better behave in here or else.


    Why do you always do this 


    Tidy your room now


    Do I have to come up there?


    Give it a rest


    Money doesn’t grow on trees


    Just give me 5 minutes peace


    Manners cost nothing  


    Where are you shoes!!!


    Fine then starve


    Why don’t you use your imagination 


    Don’t even think about it 


    Carry on and I’ll give you something to cry about 


    You’re like 2 peas in a pod 


    Just 5 more mouthfuls


    Don’t drink the bath water 


    I’m not a bloody Mind reader am I.


    Do I look like I was born yesterday? 


    Don’t touch the dandelions you’ll piss the bed 


    Go to your room and stay there 


    I don’t care what they said, I’m telling you no 


    Well if you had listened to me in the first place 


    No shit Sherlock 


    Just because your friends did it doesn’t mean you have to would you jump of a bridge if they did?


    What did I just tell you? 


    Did I say you could? 


    Don’t pick at it you’ll make it worse.


    You won’t know unless you try


    It’ll put hairs on your chest


    Turn that down


    What do you have to say for yourself?


    Wind your neck in


    I’ve had it up to here


    Use your indoor voice

    Can you add anymore to the list?





  • Do You Work With Any Of These?

    The worst types of colleagues:

    In every work place you will have at least one of these colleagues and if you don’t your probably one of them.

    THE FAFFER
    The faffer always seems busy but hardly achieves anything, always running around doing things that don’t need doing.

    THE WANNABE BOSS.
    You know the type the power crazy person, who likes to tell everyone what to do but actually has no authority

     THE GOSSIPER
    I hate the gossiper, you can’t keep anything secret for long around this one, and if they have no juic gossip they will make it up.

    THE CLASSIC BICH
    You know the type, the one who is nice to your face but back stabs you at every available moment, and like wise your other colleagues.

    THE BLAMER
    This person always messes up but my God it’s never their fault, they constantly pass the blame onto someone else.

    THE MESS.
    The colleague who turns up late, forgets things they require to do their job and then leaves early.

    THE HOW THE HELL YOU STILL WORK HERE.
    This one does sweet FA, constantly lazy, never helps, but some how gets away with it, like seriously get off your arse and help.

    THE SICK NOTE 

    Yeah we all get ill, some worse than others, but this one will take a day off because their cousins dogs got worms. 

    THE LUCKY BREAK
    This goes to seniors, managers etc… ones who landed in a job they just aren’t cut out for.                                                                                        They hate you as you know the job better than they do!!

    THE HAPPY ONE
    Ok maybe they shouldn’t be on the worst types of colleagues list, but how can you be so damn happy to be at work, I’m angry that you’re happy here, it’s like hell on Earth.

     

  • Is This The Greatest Baby Name

    Ok so when we received this message last year we weren’t sure if it was real or not but my god did it make us laugh.

    Hi can I have a post please, I split from my girlfriend a few months back and she’s just given birth to our son, this is great im so excited to be a dad.

    But she’s named the baby Keith, not only do I not like the name but even his initials spell Keith

    K…Keith                                                                                                            E…Edgar                                                                                                           I..Ian                                                                                                                 T…Thomas                                                                                                        H… Holmes.

    The new dad went on to express his fear of introducing baby Keith to his friends, saying how do you tell people that your child is named after a 50 year old Scottish brawler.

    Mums Advice members laughed at the name choice but took pity on this poor new dad, many defended the name Keith saying it was a lovely name but the initials were too much.

    Is this the best baby name ever?

  • Boys- The Gross Truth, What You Need To Know

    Now as a mother of two boys, one who is 8 and the other just starting puberty at the age of 11, I wish someone had giving me a heads up a mini pre-warning of the gross and weird things boys do.

    Now I love my boys to death and wouldn’t change (much) about them.

    Ok so these are the things that no one ever tells you about little boys.

    • Farts.. there hilarious to boys and if you have more than one boy they will have farting competition and often will thoroughly enjoy farting on each other.

    • Baby boys get erections…I was shocked when I first saw it and assumed they didn’t erm appear until puberty.

    • Boys like to pull their willy and will openly do this whilst mid-conversation or when in public

    • Boys are proud of their poos and will often call on you to view it.

    • Bogeys are often wiped on siblings, furniture or even eaten.

    • Boys talk…by the time your child is in double figures they will be asking multiple questions about hair on bits, and how does milk get in boobs, they will have no shame in discussing all the things they have learnt off of their friends at school.

    • The words poo and bum are the funniest words ever.

    • Their aim is off! Wee goes on the seat, on the floor, sometimes even on the walls.

    • My boys walk better in heels than me

    • Boys are rarely clean, mud and trees are their greatest play thing

    • Boys are gross they will set each other dares, like sticking 30 marshmallows in their mouth and then end up spitting it out

    • Boys are just as sensitive as girls and that’s absolutely fine.

    • Boys love their mum and will always need you

    Can you think of any more gross truths? If so please add yours in the comments section.

  • Best And Worst Names For Your Vagina

    These are some of the best and worst names Mums Advice has ever heard for your lady parts…

    If your easily offended look away now…

    1. Fanny

    2. Foo foo

    3.Vagina

    4.Vulva

    5. Penny

    6. Tuppence

    7.Tuna taca

    8. Spunk sponge

    9. Flower

    10. Cherry pie

    11. Fairy

    12. Clunge

    13. Minge

    14. Mountain peaks

    15. Front bottom

    16. Cunt

    17. Glory hole

    18. Slit

    19. Foof

    20. Growler

    21. Privates

    22. Crotch

    23. Lady parts

    24. Cunt waffle

    25. Bucket

    26. Alley way

    27. Slip and slide

    28. Flange

    29. Crabby patty

    30. Honey pot

    31. Beef curtains

    32. Chuff

    33. Knicker bocker glory

    34. Kebab

    35. Meat wallet

    36. Pussy

    37. Snatch

    38. Penis fly trap

    39. Stench trench

    40. Juice box

    41. Cum bucket

    42. Camel toe

    43. Sweaty love box

    44. Twat

    45. Pay per view

    46. Fuck flannel

    47. Park and ride

    48. Yeast factory

    49. lasagna lips

    50. Toothless grin

    51. Testicle tub

    52. Fun hole

    53. Chlamydia canal

    54. Max pleasure

    55. Piddle place

    56. Fish supper

    57. Lunch box

    58. Fish and bits

    59. Sperm bank

    60. Clunge sponge

    Let us know which one is your favourite and any ones we havent mentioned!!!! Sharing is caring xxxx