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  • How Dare You Blame Our Heroes For GrenFell Tower

    Phil Camp took to Facebook to rant but equally say something many of us are feeling.

    Camp wrote:

    How dare they,

    How bloody dare they,

    ….try to blame those that came to rescue

    How bloody dare they,

    ….look for a scapegoat for those that died in Grenfell Tower!

    Stay put was good advice, yes it bloody was…in the way Grenfell was originally designed!

    But those disgusting local government officials who sanctioned cosmetic changes made everything that happened in a major fire a game changer! That “Stay Put” advice was right, but now defunct!

    Brave men and women

    Caring men and women

    Family men and women

    …and this enquiry wants to demonize them!

    How dare you bloody media

    How dare you Government flunkeys

    If your not careful you will have highly trained individuals from the emergency services and military being blamed for doing their jobs (during the troubles in NI)…on your streets, confronting your disgraceful judgments.

    So be careful, and hang your head in shame before you go too far!

    Be very careful…..

    Leave our genuine, selfless hero’s alone…persue them and you will have a problem like you have never seen before!

    Your now on notice!

    The Grenfell Tower fire broke out on 14 June 2017 in the 24-storey Grenfell Tower block of public housing flats in North Kensington, Royal Borough of Kensington and Chelsea, West London. It caused 72 deaths, out of the 293 people in the building.

     Grenfell tower was built in 1974, as part of the first phase of the Lancaster West Estate.

    Floors: 24

    Height: 67 m

    Opened: 1974

    Construction started: 1972

    Renovated: 2016

    Stats Credit Wikipedia

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  • Fire And Poo- Funniest Parenting Fail Day

    If anyone hasn’t got children and are planning on having any, below is 2 reasons why you absolutely should never give birth to anything

    The other day I was making sausages mash veg and gravy for the kids. Baring in mind they only eat Richmond.

    Maia comes in. Face like a bucket full of turds

    Maia: I don’t like sausages

    Me: yes you do they’re the ones you always have the only ones you eat.

    Her; no they’re spicy I don’t like them

    Me: * wtf you little tit you’ve had them every couple of weeks for 10 years. They’re fucking Richmond, they’re probably 99.9% offal flaccid looking things with absolutely no spice in them what so ever* they’re no spicy darling you really like them

    Her: well I don’t like them now

    Me: mixing gravy. What are you going to have with your mash then

    Her: shrugs

    Me*opens fridge, freezer and every cupboard like fucking entities have been in* what about nuggets? Turkey emojis? Fish fingers? Actual fish? Fish cakes? Sweet corn? Beans? Pie? Noodles?

    Her: no no no no no

    27 different meal options I gave her 20 fucking 7

    Me:

    Her:

    Me: what the hell then??

    Her:kebab??

    Me; no Maia I’m not ordering you a kebab

    Her storms off upstairs hollering she wants no dinner and I’m pretty sure if she had a door that worked she would have slammed it

    Anyway. The baby’s in bed I’m hoovering and mopping like cinder fucking rella. Muttering obscenities under my breath whilst using the 360 spin mop that is utter shite and hurts my back.

    Low and fucking behold there’s Maia on the kitchen side her head in the cupboard that was open for 20 minutes over and hour ago.

    Me: what are you doing

    Her; I’m having super noodles

    Me: I offered them to you an hour ago. You’re going to have to wait until the floors dry and I’ll do it

    Her: I’ll do it. I’ve read the packet I can do it

    FUCK SAKE.

    Me: ok then just make sure you read it properly and follow the instructions

    Also me: sits down to write shopping list

    I can smell this funny smell. Something not to dissimilar to when I burnt my cheek with molten plastic in the phone box down forest way when I was about 14. Don’t even ask

    Fuck me sideways. Maia comes bursting into the room.

    The microwaves on fire

    For a fat bird I’m off that sofa and in the kitchen like a shot

    There’s fucking flames in the microwave

    Flames

    I’m thinking shit Charlotte she’s boiled them dry. You’ll not get Tesco mum of the year award this year for the 21st year in a row

    I open the door

    Stand back

    Get the baby out

    Grab the inferno in a bowl with a wet tea towel and run for the front door

    I’m like basil fawlty

    Hopping up and down on the spot looking left and right thinking what the fuck am I supposed to do

    I see the bin

    It’s empty

    Binmen came yesterday

    Chuck it in there Charlotte and go get some water

    I get to the kitchen look out the window and the fucking bins on fire

    Wtf??? Why are there flames coming out of the bin

    Maia: I put the guess who and low face boxes in the bin

    Fuck

    The bins on fire

    Anyway I manage to extinguish it before it burns the neighbours fence down

    Took a minute or 2 to recover then I said to Maia, did the water boil dry??

    Her: water? What water? I didn’t know you needed to put water in it

    There were no words. I clearly am not cut out to parent anything

    Ok so today the baby has the shits

    Sore arse and ball sack

    In my infinite wisdom I think let him go nappy free fresh air will do it good

    I go to get the washing in and put the rabbit away

    I’m walking back in with an arm full of washing

    I can’t really see the floor

    I step in something squidgey

    I put the washing on the stairs

    There’s fucking shit everywhere

    My foot prints

    His foot prints

    Hand prints

    There’s shit fucking everywhere

    I’m too scared to look

    There he is sat on the sofa stretching his little todger a yard,  butt naked and covered in his own shit

    There’s shit on the sofa

    There’s shit on the rug

    There’s shit on his face

    There’s shit on my feet

    There’s shit in the hall way

    I ran with him arms out stretched straight up the stairs to the bath

    I’m nauseous

    I’m crying

    I’ve borrowed bleach off the neighbour

    Seriously

    Never give birth to anything

    Full credit Charlotte Blake

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  • Mobile Phone Charging Warning-Beware

    Are you guilty of charging mobile devices overnight? Do you ever charge your phone and put it under your pillow, or in bed with you, whilst you sleep? DON’T! Whilst charging, devices heat up. It’s crucial that the heat is allowed to escape from the device to avoid it overheating and catching fire. By putting it in a hot place – such as under your pillow or in your bed – it prevents the escape of heat, and increases the risk of fire.

    Avoid charging your devices at night – if you have to, put them on a hard surface such as a bedside table or chest of drawers – not on a carpeted floor.

    If you have older children who use ipads or phones before they go to bed remove the devices from their rooms, children will often fall asleep holding onto phones or tablets, make it a habit to charge devices in a safe place and ensure you don’t over load sockets with too any plugs.

    The rate of deaths through fires from charging devices has increased vastly over the last five years, especially as many people use their phones as alarm clocks so have them close to the bed, you can buy an alarm clock relatively cheap and it is a far safer option.

    Please share this article to raise awareness and prevent more unnecessary deaths from happening

  • The Joke Is Fire

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  • Primark Candle Risk of Fire

    A lady named Jenny Ferneyhough has taken to Facebook to warn others about primark candles and the high risk of fire.

    This is a candle I bought in Primark Manchester for £5 on Saturday. I am concerned that it poses a risk to the safety of anyone who owns one, and I have emailed Primark suggesting they recall them. In the meantime, I would be grateful if we could spread the word so that no one is put at risk by this. #primark

  • An Awesome Fire Pit

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  • Fire Starter

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