Things only a parent would say!!!How many have you ever said?
Mum what’s for tea? “Shit with sugar!!!”
I’ve told you for the hundredth time.
Pack it in
The wind will change and your face will stay like that
Close the door, you weren’t born in a barn.
Do you want some butter with that roll? Walk properly
What do you want, a medal?
That’s it I’ve had enough
Can’t you see I’m busy
How many times do I have to tell you?
I’m gonna flip my lid in a minute
Can you flush the damn toilet in future
Am I talking to myself?
What’s in your mouth?
Yeah, because I have a spare hand don’t I!!!
What’s the magic word?
Erhhh excuse me, who the hell do you think you are?
Can you just play nicely for 5 minutes?
You’re just like your mum/dad
Wait til your father/mother gets home
I’m going to count to 3… 1,2, 2 and half, 2 and three quarters, I MEAN IT!
No means no.
I didn’t raise you like this.
Leave your bits alone
We don’t wipe bogeys on our sister
I’m calling grandma
You better behave in here or else.
Why do you always do this
Tidy your room now
Do I have to come up there?
Give it a rest
Money doesn’t grow on trees
Just give me 5 minutes peace
Manners cost nothing
Where are you shoes!!!
Fine then starve
Why don’t you use your imagination
Don’t even think about it
Carry on and I’ll give you something to cry about
You’re like 2 peas in a pod
Just 5 more mouthfuls
Don’t drink the bath water
I’m not a bloody Mind reader am I.
Do I look like I was born yesterday?
Don’t touch the dandelions you’ll piss the bed
Go to your room and stay there
I don’t care what they said, I’m telling you no
Well if you had listened to me in the first place
No shit Sherlock
Just because your friends did it doesn’t mean you have to would you jump of a bridge if they did?
What did I just tell you?
Did I say you could?
Don’t pick at it you’ll make it worse.
You won’t know unless you try
It’ll put hairs on your chest
Turn that down
What do you have to say for yourself?
Wind your neck in
I’ve had it up to here
Use your indoor voice
Can you add anymore to the list?
