Tag: cow

  • Bulls, Sex, Mr and Mrs, Hilarious Story

    My wife and I went to the auction mart in America the other week and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,

    ‘THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR’

    My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ……smiled and said, ‘He mated 50 times last year, that’s almost once a week.’

    We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,

    ”THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR’

    My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, ‘WOW~~That’s more than twice a week ! ………..You could learn a lot from him.’

    We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters,

    ‘THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR

    ‘My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,

    ‘That’s once a day ..You could REALLY learn something from this one.’

    I looked at her and said,

    ‘Go over and ask him if every time was with the same old cow.’

    My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.

    Original source unknown x

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  • Plastic Found In Cow And Gate Milk 

    A member of Mums Advice has shared her shock discovery with other members when finding this when feeding her son.

    So today I popped to town and just grabbed a ready to use milk carton by Cow & Gate for my son as I had major baby brain and forgot his powdered milk and only brought his bottles with his water in. I didn’t actually end up using it until I got home. 
    So as my boy was due a feed I thought I may aswell use it now I brought it. Whilst feeding him I noticed something black in his milk and straight away stopped and got out whatever it was. I also got the carton back out the bin and found a smaller black bit in the bottom of the carton with the remaining milk. It’s actually 2 bits of plastic! Couldn’t actually believe my eyes!! 


    I have phoned Cow & Gate to inform them about this but as was after 5pm there wasn’t anyway to take it further and someone will be calling me back tomorrow.
    Just thought would share this as I know a few others that use these and just thought would let u know for future preference!
    If u could all share just to let others be aware would be great!