Tag: balls

  • Ram© 6 X Multicoloured Textured Sensory Baby Balls Sensory Teething Exploration Balls And Engagement Balls

    Ram© 6 X Multicoloured Textured Sensory Baby Balls Sensory Teething Exploration Balls And Engagement Balls

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    The Ram 6 X DIFFERENT TEXTURE BALLS – For tactile exploration; gentle squeaking sound when squeezed Developmental benefits: Soft and textured material featuring 6 varied sizes and shapes, which encourage baby to reach, bat, grab and enjoy sensory play LIGHTWEIGHT & EASY TO HOLD – Sized perfectly for baby’s hands, easy to grasp and hold DEVELOPS BABY’S TACTILE DEVELOPMENT – This toy is to cultivate baby’s spatial perception, hearing ability, eye-hand coordination, color & shape recognition and hands-on innovation ability GIFT BOX INCLUDED – Easy to store and transport, comes in its original colourful gift box
    The Ram 6 X DIFFERENT TEXTURE BALLS – For tactile exploration; gentle squeaking sound when squeezed
    Developmental benefits: Soft and textured material featuring 6 varied sizes and shapes, which encourage baby to reach, bat, grab and enjoy sensory play
    LIGHTWEIGHT & EASY TO HOLD – Sized perfectly for baby’s hands, easy to grasp and hold
    DEVELOPS BABY’S TACTILE DEVELOPMENT – This toy is to cultivate baby’s spatial perception, hearing ability, eye-hand coordination, color & shape recognition and hands-on innovation ability
    GIFT BOX INCLUDED – Easy to store and transport, comes in its original colourful gift box

    Customers say

    Customers find the recreation balls versatile for playing with. They are easy for little ones to hold and have different textures that appeal to them. The bright colors and sensory play provide good value for money.

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  • Men Don’t Be Afraid To Get Checked Out

    April 2017 Luther has found a lump in his testicle, I had told Luther as soon as we had found it to head to the doctors, for a couple of months Luther had told me many times he was seeing a doctor and we were just awaiting a time for him to receive surgery to remove the testicle. Every time Luther saw the doctor he had told me, my body is just run down or a comment close to. It was than a couple of months later, 29th of November to be exact. Luther woke me up at 12:46am and told me he had chest pains, he wanted me to take him to the hospital, so I did.

    It was then the doctors had rushed Luther into an emergency ct scan, we had mention to the doctor Luther had testicular cancer, the doctor than gave us the heart breaking news the cancer had spread. The nurses at the hospital asked when Luther had been diagnosed, I said April some time, it was than the nurses had told me there was no record of Luther at any hospital or doctors since 2015!

    Gladstone hospital then emergency flew us to Brisbane, we heard the heart breaking news the cancer had spread, from his testicular to his liver, lung, kidney and his lymph nodes in his abdomen. Sadly 8 days later I had lost him! PLEASE DONT BE AFRAID TO SEE A DOCTOR IT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE! If Luther had of early we would still have him with us today! Please check your balls guys!There’s always help!

    Full credit Kayla Templeman

    If you feel a swelling or lump, it’s important to get it checked out (though most lumps won’t be cancer). A heavy feeling in your balls can also be a warning sign. And if you have cancer and it’s spread to other parts of your body, you might get back, groin or stomach pain, breathlessness or a persistent cough.

  • The Best Product Review Ever Written

    This is an actual product review about Veet hair removal by a man on  amazon.co.uk

    After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus’s birthday as a bit of a treat.

    I ordered it well in advance and working in the North Sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types…Oh, my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially, all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn’t have long to wait.

    At first, there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn’t featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg.

    Struggling not to bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel off in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen, by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief.

    I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid off and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing returned. Due to the shape of the ice cream tub, I hadn’t managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon.

    I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found its way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running its engines behind me.

    This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.

    Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering “ooooh that feels good” Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn’t heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction.

    I can understand that having a sprout fired against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn’t the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream didn’t improve my status…so to sum it up, VEET removes hair, dignity, and self-respect!